David Janes

Discussion in 'Pro/Engineer & Creo Elements/Pro' started by 1970.plq.0812, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. What exactly do you do?
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 4, 2008
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    zxys Guest

    wow,.. such forward people! ;^)

    ...
     
    zxys, Sep 4, 2008
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    Janes Guest

    What exactly do you do?
    Hang out here. What do you do? Besides lurk here and ask rude questions, that is.

    David Janes
     
    Janes, Sep 4, 2008
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  4. I am a seer. Through me those that want to know, know. I am a puppet
    for the masses.
    Ask a ...
    Get a...
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 4, 2008
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  5. Wht does a SolidWorks user look at a Pro/ENGINEER forum?
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 4, 2008
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    zxys Guest

    cuz,...as a independent design consultant.... I use both (and other
    cad tools) and I've actually been using Pro/e longer than SW and I'm
    not loyal to either (they are just tools),.. although imho,.. Pro/e is
    superior to SW. SW has it's fun side, for quick concept layouts...
    which I like using it, .. unfortunately,.. because most all humans are
    lazy (including me)... SW is more popular tool (which does not mean
    better,... kind of like TACO's).

    so,.. does that make me like,...a cross dressing cad user,.. hmm,... i
    digress... or sumthing strange,.. or odd.... or non-loyal... or ( _ u
    _ k __ -u_ )?

    I wish I could use one tool,.. was part of only one group,... but
    alas,... never mind,... I feel dirty now....

    ... 8^)
     
    zxys, Sep 4, 2008
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    Janes Guest

    I am a seer. Through me those that want to know, know. I am a puppet
    for the masses.
    Ask a ...
    Get a...
    It was a stupid question because it was a sucker question. I apologize for falling for it. I'm from Chicago and pride myself in my long, detailed, painful experience with (and with being able to spot-them-coming-a-mile-away [plus all its deep, sophisticatedly secret, learned lessons about them]), the con men, the hustlers, the charlatans, the dinks, the hams, the flimflammers, the knights, templars, thugs, buffoons, sillies, comers, clammers, creamers, scammers, promoters, grifters, grinders, greasers, slickers, tricksters, trolls, ad men, dealers, barkers, backers, promoters, touts, sharpers, producers, toots, predators, hipsters, hucksters, hackers, takedowns, put-ups, put-ons, operators, sleezers, chiropractors, sneezers, slinkers, slingers, flacks, slimers, sluggers, freaks, fanatics, fleecers, slippers, slackers, floosies, fungus, loungers, leaches, losers, lizards, easy riders, lumpen, hangers-on, fans, opportunists, bloodsuckers, shammers, goobers, gleabs, lamprey, meal tickets, tickets out, gamblers, gamers, tickets to ride, freebies, frauds, posers, phoneys, cheats, hoaxes, swindlers, tricksters, deceivers, liars, republicans, pols, dems, wannabes, shammers, scientologists, hypocrites, shysters, psychiatrists, frauds, faith healers, flakes, cheats, deceivers, ripoffs, scum, poseurs, defrauders, 'shbaggers, fakes, fakers, flim-flammers, harkers, hoaxes, hoaxers, drummers, vipers, pythons, leopards, mosquitos, fleas, crabs, lice, parasites, worms, viruses, germs, opportunits, predators, scorpions, arachnids, spiders, crabs, lobster, slink, slug, slime, parasitic organism, bacteria, mould, fungus, mushroom, toadstool, orchid, ficus, fool's gold, alternative medicine, faith healing, healing crystals, theraputic touch, witchcraft, feng shiu, cold fusion.

    Thanks for teaching me that I don't know as much as I thought I did and that I can still be a sucker. Smack down, yeah, I needed that. POW (wet fish upside the head [probably Northern Pike])!!!!

    The stupid answer, however, was entirely of your own doing. Stupid questions are most prone to at least semi-intellingent, somewhat comprehensible, not deliberately obfuscating answers. When they are honest, when they are real, when they are true. Of course, bowel gas is honest, real and true, also. However, hearing a fart, I would not mistake it for a question, as I did your post. Thanks, again, for setting me straight.

    David Janes
     
    Janes, Sep 5, 2008
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  8. The One Thing that thoroughly amazes me about human beings is their
    utter propensity to unequivocally unimpress me.
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 5, 2008
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  9. A simple straight answer would have sufficed. You started this down
    this path. One reaps what one sows.

    I'm truely sorry, not just for you but for everyone who has laid eyes
    on this.
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 5, 2008
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    Janes Guest

    A simple straight answer would have sufficed. You started this down
    this path. One reaps what one sows [sic].

    Straight answers to crooked questions are not possible. So, let me add "philosopher" to my PCIS.


    I'm truely [sic] sorry, not just for you but for everyone who has laid eyes
    on this.

    Hi, I'm David Janes. WTF are you? You're on my front porch, asking ME questions. WHY? Tell me now or GTF off my porch.

    David Janes
     
    Janes, Sep 5, 2008
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    Janes Guest

    ;)

    "It's never the question that's indiscreet. It's only the answer."
    - Elise Kraft, "The Siege"

    I'd have guessed it was Bart, but Bart knows Paul isn't a
    Solidworks is My World kinda guy.

    Prob'ly a skoolkid. Marblemouth? That you? Thought you'da gradiated
    by now. ;0
    Nice, thanks, I was being too sophisticated. Even the COC doesn't change. However, the scam continues in that the whole point (which I contributed to, however unwittingly), is to keep this SCHEIß going forever....

    David Janes
     
    Janes, Sep 5, 2008
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    Janes Guest

    I am a seer. Through me those that want to know, know. I am a puppet
    for the masses.
    Ask a ...
    Get a...
    This is your thread, you set it motion, you created the thread, you set the tone, you created the theme, you call the shots. Caveat emptor!

    David Janes

    PS, I guess we quit when you do. LET THE SCAM CONTINUE!
     
    Janes, Sep 5, 2008
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  13. Hi, I'm David Janes. WTF are you? You're on my front porch, asking ME questions. WHY? Tell me now or GTF off my porch.
    When I read this, I immediatly was reminded of the following:

    On the first day God created the dog.
    God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
    who comes in or walks past. I

    will give you a life span of twenty years."
    The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and
    I'll give back the other ten."
    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey.
    God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll
    give you a twenty year life

    span."
    The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
    think so. The Dog gave you

    back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
    And God agreed again.

    On the third day God created the cow.
    God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
    suffer under the sun, have

    calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span
    of sixty years."
    The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for
    sixty years. Let me have twenty

    years and I'll give back the other forty."
    And God agreed.

    On the fourth day God created man.
    God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
    enjoy. I'll give you twenty

    years."
    Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
    take my twenty, and the ten dog

    gave back, and the forty cow gave back and the ten monkey gave back.
    That makes eighty, okay?"
    "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

    So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have
    sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for

    the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for
    the next ten years we do monkey

    tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we
    sit in front of the house and

    bark at everybody.

    Life has now been explained.
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 7, 2008
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    graminator Guest

    So which are you? Dog, monkey or cow?
     
    graminator, Sep 8, 2008
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  15. When animals hunt, they select the smallest,weakest, easiest prey.

    When humans hunt, they select the biggest, strongest, hardest prey.

    Am I an animal or a human?

    If the gauge is EGO, am I selecting the most or least secure?

    The answer lies in the stimulus/response matrix.
     
    1970.plq.0812, Sep 8, 2008
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