Thank you, sensei. I take great pride in my humility.
Haven't blown up a pool with sodium, though it sounds
splendid. However, in 1943, in Texas, where Christmas was celebrated with fireworks, one could buy a "depth charge." this was a firecracker about 1 1/2" long and 1/2" in diameter with a wick sticking out of its side. It would float wick-up. We kids did not have a pool, pond or puddle, but we had my mother's oval dishpan and a hose. Gratification was imminent. I had the honor as it was my dishpan. Clearing my mind of all but the task at hand, I struck a match, lit the fuse, launched the depth charge into the placid waters and rejoined the troops. The universe was still for a few moments and then, kabam! A most gratifying eruption of water and a generous report. We rushed up to look for flotsam and saw that a 3" hole was blown out of the side of the dishpan. My pals hastily remembered appointments elsewhere and disappeared. When mom came home I 'fessed up, realizing that no alternative tale existed to explain the ragged hole in the dishpan. She was a feisty woman and I expected the worst, but perhaps she was more amused than angry because I survived with a lecture.
RS